And I'm Back!

Hey! Finally have spare time again! Yay more blogging!

I have been wanted to blog something like this for a while now (partially inspired by Aaron's Emotional Marine Animals over at Tumblr). Hope you enjoy:

Look at Rhonda. She thinks she's all that and a bag of chips, strutting around with her
designer heels and tacky sunglasses. That boob-job did wonders for her self-esteem.
Too bad they couldn't fix her personality while they were at it.

Probably would have been cheaper.

Bitch.

Judgmental Barn Owls. Little Known Fact: Owls can get boob-jobs.